Dear beloved diary,
Today, I had
a dairy dream.
For on the lips
of devils curds,
I made love
to triple cream
It filled me
with its cheddar.
It sprinkled me
in its bleu.
It stringed me
in mozzarella.
Oh, how
my excitement grew
I nibbled on its
nacho ear,
and licked its
gouda balls.
Mad in love with
ricotta kisses,
I screamed out,
Wisconsin calls!
I love how cheese
spreads its legs
around my wanting tongue.
Raping me
in parmesan pleasure,
French fondue
taste…
oh so
well hung
This is my response to 3LeggedCats request for a poem about “Cheese”. I hope it’s cheesy enough for you, Enjoy!
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You are silly. That’s nice too. Well hung. :)
Yea, this poem got away from me a bit! Did you ever know cheese like this? LOL. =)
Mahalo for your kakua!
He mea iki! I know, this poem is cheesy in more ways than one! Aloha!
Now who would dare take the piss outa Travis!!?
Haha, cripes, I can’t stop giggling long enough to say anything that makes any sense!
This must be the cheesiest poem I have ever read.
Say, “Cheese!”
I’m with erin, what wonderful humor. An erotic cheese experience and clean up after with Sponge Bob. Wahoo!
WOW, EITHER U TOTALY POWNED THAT CHEESE OR UR JUST F’N CRAZY. EITHER WAY THATS PRETTY COOL
suckish
im french and i love this poem it turns me on
what was awesome! and i thought that I loved cheese haha